“Dear BBC, for being fucked the 69th time but never tired of being ridden a bit. we appreciate the chance to accept your poem, “the girth and length of your big black cock”. we value […]
Although your measures for success are highly revered – with unparalleled academia, exemplary grade point averages, multiple extracurricular activities, as well as personal and financial long-term investments—they do not fit within the themes of my life journey in this moment.
Dear Anxiety, I have received your application for the position of Mood of the Month. You were one of many well-qualified candidates. However, I’m sorry to inform you that I’ve selected another applicant. You are, […]
It is an interesting piece and I’m sure it will find a place, but I’m afraid that place is not My Life.
Thank you, again, for choosing in front of my apartment at 1 a.m. as a place to fight with each other.
For a while, you kept me warm. But never warm enough that I do not notice the piece of lettuce stuck to my shoe.
Subject: I can’t
You mention something about a three-legged cat, who is without appropriate supervision…
We don’t mind an evil soul, but we need for them to have a better motive and to be more complex characters, with depth and background stories.