Thank you, again, for choosing in front of my apartment at 1 a.m. as a place to fight with each other.
Category: Rejection Letters
Rejection Letter: Jane Barron de Burgh
For a while, you kept me warm. But never warm enough that I do not notice the piece of lettuce stuck to my shoe.
Unhappily Ever After
Subject: I can’t
Rejection Letter: Mark Mayes
You mention something about a three-legged cat, who is without appropriate supervision…
Rejection Letter: B F Jones
We don’t mind an evil soul, but we need for them to have a better motive and to be more complex characters, with depth and background stories.
Letters to Celebrated Filmmakers
Making a protagonist related to a villain only works when this creates a convincing conflicting fissure within that self, and should not just be used as solely a means of injecting nostalgia into the fans who have come to watch.
Rejection Letter: Lucy Wallis
Am I supposed to want to fuck him, or be him; or both, or neither?
Rejection Letter: Evan Fleischer
If any of these magazines should so dare as to take a pass at what ye have to write, they will have to account themselves to me, Roger ‘Roll The Bones’ Rooney.
Rejection Letters from the World to the Zombie Apocalypse
May I advise you look at previous issues to get an idea of other outbreaks we’ve accepted.
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