“I’m sorry,” she said in her honeyed voice. “While I appreciate the effort it must have taken to tear your heart out, it’s not quite right for me.”
Author: D.T. Robbins
Paradise My Ass
Dig your bible story babies: Adam and Eve Yahweh’s hobby-serfs made ignorant put to work as gardeners they’d still be there except a wily serpent set them straight on how things worked […]
Sutton County Drive
They left San Antonio at four in the morning. Their mother had given no explanation for waking the boys up, dressing them, and loading them into the back of their station wagon. The younger boy, […]
Rejection Letter: Temidayo Jacob
“Dear BBC, for being fucked the 69th time but never tired of being ridden a bit. we appreciate the chance to accept your poem, “the girth and length of your big black cock”. we value […]
The Affair
There were no condoms or do not disturb signs – we clung to the moment
And I yearned to be the other woman.
Community
Hello! My name is Kassie, and I’m the person you’re currently DMing. Unfortunately, I’m not just some corporate machine that initiated a response, so I thought you might like to know a little bit about […]
Menu
In Chinese restaurants you’ll find recorded in a menu the five stages of intercourse, according to men. Mild. Hot. Very hot. Nut. Vegetable. *** David Green lives in Co Galway, Ireland. Nominated for Over The […]
Rejection Letter: Lindsey Heatherly
Although your measures for success are highly revered – with unparalleled academia, exemplary grade point averages, multiple extracurricular activities, as well as personal and financial long-term investments—they do not fit within the themes of my life journey in this moment.
Rejection Letter: Michelle Noonan
Dear Anxiety, I have received your application for the position of Mood of the Month. You were one of many well-qualified candidates. However, I’m sorry to inform you that I’ve selected another applicant. You are, […]
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