Am I supposed to want to fuck him, or be him; or both, or neither?
Author: D.T. Robbins
Rejection Letter: Evan Fleischer
If any of these magazines should so dare as to take a pass at what ye have to write, they will have to account themselves to me, Roger ‘Roll The Bones’ Rooney.
Rejection Letters from the World to the Zombie Apocalypse
May I advise you look at previous issues to get an idea of other outbreaks we’ve accepted.
Placing it Elsewhere
As if my writing were an orphan beating on doors at midnight.