Dear Katie, Why did you drop me off at this stupid camp. I’ve been here for a very long time. Maybe even half of my life. Please come rescue me. I told you I didn’t […]
Rejection Letter: Stacy Murison
Dear Women who argue about religion on restroom walls, I couldn’t help but notice your engaging dialog on the restroom wall—the restroom situated (appropriately and thankfully) between the coffee shop, the wine shop, and the […]
Inner Bridge
He had heard that when you turn 30, you’ll be able to grasp what is water under the bridge in a way that you can’t in your twenties or teens. Well, today he’s 30 alright. […]
Sweet Thing
Antonio lifted his head from its resting place on the jacuzzi’s edge, turned to find his girlfriend Jordan on the other side of the tub looking down at her hands. “What’s all that?” Antonio started […]
Ode to Robert Morse’s Cigar Butt Encased in Plastic or How to Succeed in Writing an Ode Poem Without Really Trying
Here’s to you Brown frayed blob In the center of A foggy, yellow tinted Cylindrical puck That could easily be mistaken for Fossilized excrement. You souvenir from My mother’s ushering days At a Baltimore theater […]
Trickle Down
There lies the land of bliss, I tell my son, as we walk down the hill, but sadly enough, we belong to the wrong side of the town. The land of the desperate is our […]
Rejection Letter: Sarah Loverock
Dear High School P.E. Teachers, Let’s start with having to borrow a dirty P.E. kit as a punishment for ‘trying to get out of P.E.’ Firstly, polo shirts, in general, are a crime against humanity. […]
open letter to the people finding it hard to breathe
stop. empty your heart of the leeching fear / anxiety it’s siphoning the light from your sun there is chaos swirling around / unplug yourself from the news else you find yourself puckered in swelling […]
Caped Cage
Cage ain’t no cape, man, ain’t no frequent flyer unless he’s the Riddler with Con Air hair, man, weaving a wicker basket. There ain’t no cape, man, but Cage with a bone to pick, demons […]
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