Chapter 1
Proof of purchase
28 XXXXXXXX LANE
DREAMTOWN
DREAMLAND
THIS IS *NOT* A VAT RECEIPT
SAVE UP TO 20% OFF YOUR NEXT SHOP
See over for details
DUREX THIN FL 6PK £5.99
BALANCE DUE £5.99
CASH £6.00
Total number of items sold = 1
CHANGE £0.01
CASHIER NAME: JESTER // DREAMTOWN
CASHIER COMMENTS: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING TO NEED THESE FOR
C0067 T008 18:07:10 21SEP2018
VAT No: XXXXXXXXX
THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING AT SUPERDREAMS
Chapter 2
Item specifics
Condition: Brand new unused unopened undamaged unconsidered unneeded original item brand brand new still in original shrinkwrap Unneeded item purchased by seller in unwarranted/unappropriate fit of self-surety/confidence.
Stored in a cool dry place away from direct sunlight/any light
Chapter 3
Item description
From packaging:
- GREATER SENSITIVITY
- EASY SHAPE
- TEAT END
- COMFORT AND EASY FIT
- LUBRICATED
- TRUSTED BY MILLIONS OF LOVERS EACH DAY
- MORE COMFORTABLE AND PLEASURABLE EXPERIENCE
- GIVES YOU CONFIDENCE TO LOVE THE SEX YOU HAVE
Chapter 4
Item listing
Date posted: 30th August 2020
Chapter 5
Additional comments from seller
Wud be nice for these to go to a good home afte rthe travesty of the pathetic chaos of trying to buy them trying to see if the shop had them behidn te counter then being worried you look like you are shoplifting rbut you too embaraased to ask DO YOU SELL CONDOMS PLEASE but then you find them and have to stand in the queue with them and then after you have left the shop and are outside the shop trying to dhshove the receipt into your bag and its really windy and it almost flies into the mdidle of the street wher eeveryone will point and say IS IT A BIRD? IS IT A PLANE? NO, IT@S A RECEIPT FOR CONDOMS SAILING THROUGH THE AIR
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John Banning resides in London, England. His work has appeared in Maudlin House, The Daily Drunk and Dream Journal. If you have looked into the sky at night, at stars and Mars and Moon, and you have remembered these are real, then you know how he sometimes feels.
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image: Amee Nassrene Broumand
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