In Chinese restaurants you’ll find recorded in a menu the five stages of intercourse, according to men. Mild. Hot. Very hot. Nut. Vegetable. *** David Green lives in Co Galway, Ireland. Nominated for Over The […]
Rejection Letter: Lindsey Heatherly
Although your measures for success are highly revered – with unparalleled academia, exemplary grade point averages, multiple extracurricular activities, as well as personal and financial long-term investments—they do not fit within the themes of my life journey in this moment.
Rejection Letter: Michelle Noonan
Dear Anxiety, I have received your application for the position of Mood of the Month. You were one of many well-qualified candidates. However, I’m sorry to inform you that I’ve selected another applicant. You are, […]
Rejection Letter: Mother’s Day Edition
It is an interesting piece and I’m sure it will find a place, but I’m afraid that place is not My Life.
Rejecting Spring
Don’t want muddy tracks on a floor still dirty from melted snow to be how I know it’s spring. Freshly blooming flowers don’t worry about six feet or face masks, but they need rain and […]
Random Desire Knows My Name
and then I gave in by sipping a little more to make the corridor between me and my feelings longer
Rejection Letter: Kevin Sterne
Thank you, again, for choosing in front of my apartment at 1 a.m. as a place to fight with each other.
Feelings About Carpet
One year gone, but she can’t give up stalking her ex online.
On Getting One Hundred Rejections in a Month: A Personal Interview
I had all the confidence to cultivate forever this one bloom;
It would forever be the prettiest thing in my mind.
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