I can assure you that there is absolutely no evidence, scientific or otherwise, to support your theory that werewolves run wild within our Park boundaries
Multi-Sentence Story About Ants
Because something unravels in front of you, no stops for your blue light-radiated eyes…
THE JOURNEYMAN
No one really knows where to begin — the story, the song, the first kiss. But like taking a walk, you just start where you’re standing. One hand, you lay your cards on the table. […]
In Which I Reject the Humorless Narrative of My Life and Become Funny, Divine
Content Note: descriptions of sexual abuse *** The first time he touches me, I pretend I am rabid dog and bite him. The first time he touches me, I pretend I am the burglar alarm. […]
A Rejection Letter to Hawaiian Pizza
Hawaiian Pizza is responsible for the death of my dear Tutu!
After the Message Beep: Nostalgia Calls
You’re just as caring and attentive as my other exes X, Boomer, Silent, Greatest, and Lost.
Rejection Letter: Father’s Day Edition
Dear the Last Time I Carried You Back to Bed: I just realized it’s been six months since you’ve staggered into our room, crawled into our bed, snuggled up to our bodies, then needed to […]
JOTTED DOWN WHAT I HEARD ME SAYING, AND…
“Onto the next one… Okay, this is pretty experimental. Good too.”
The Mustard Queen
Spells of courtship, selection, fertilization
by Tomato Man,
slowly learning bittersweet sensations
of thickening.
Rejection Letters 