On his way to the liquor store, Connor Lick rubbed his bald head and felt for ingrown hairs. He almost never shaved more than once a day for fear of nicking his tender skin. Because, […]
Category: Fiction
Boohoo you were born in a cult. (Nate Hoil)
The alien cult hacks your cellphone camera as the air conditioners keep your future corpse from spoiling. I hope you like soaking in marinated space. You are going to spin over flames on a stick. […]
Some Rooms Are Just Not Going to Work (Scott Mitchel May)
So get this, some motherfucker in some motherfucking room told me I was motherfucking allergic, ALLERGIC, to motherfucking alcohol; and the only motherfucking thing I have to say about that is that that motherfucker is […]
NEED HELP FINISHING SCI/FANTASY NOVEL (SO CLOSE!) (Jacob Ginsberg)
I need help finishing my sci/fantasy novel. I’m about 90% sure I know how I want it to end, but I have a few tweaks and decisions to make. I want to make sure I […]
Give Me Sugar Plums (Michael Colbert)
I told you Santacon was a bad idea, and now you’re dry-heaving at the ATM with Rudolph, standing in your vomit, and I’m blathering to a snowman about how I was right. The snowman’s grabbing […]
Enter John And The Rhinoceros (Mallory Smart)
half way through Eugène Ionesco’s 1959 absurdist play “Rhinoceros” she began to think of John. she always thought of him late at night when she was smoking and reading things that were weird, full of […]
We’re All Going to Die Here (Emily Costa)
This guy on Facebook asks what is there to do in this town that’s fun and 194 people answer. They are townies, mostly. I’m almost a townie. I’ve been here six years but was born […]
we can regain ability in terrific ways (Kevin Richard White)
Do you want anything at Barnes and Noble? I texted her. I think I’m gonna go on my lunch break. We haven’t dated in months, she texted back. Lose my number. I figured I’d still […]
Skunk (dave housley)
The skunk gets his bearings. He is…where is he? It is cold, dark, as always the landscape is glossy and rolling and endless. He taps for the cigarettes in his left front pocket, knowing even […]
Rejection Letters 