FAT BEAR WEEK (Liam Burke)

WAY MORE IMPORTANT AND LEGITIMATE 

THAN OUR RECENT ELECTION IS FAT BEAR WEEK 

THE BEST PART OF VOTING FOR THE FATTEST BEAR

IS THAT ITS PROPERLY REPRESENTATIONAL 

IMAGINE THE TRAVESTY OF A FAT BEAR 

FIRST PAST THE POST SYSTEM

THERED BE RIOTING IN THE STREETS A

ROARING WAVE OF WET FUR I SUPPOSE THATS

WHAT I LOVE SO MUCH ABOUT BEARS

HABITUALLY THEYRE VERY DOCILE

BUT FUCK AROUND AND THEYLL

BURN A FUCKIN COP CAR TO ITS FRAME

OCCUPANT AND ALL

WE SHOULD ALL CULTIVATE SUCH A

CAPACITY FOR VIOLENCE RESPECTING

OF COURSE THE COINCIDINGLY LOW

PROCLIVITY THEREOF – VIOLENCE I MEAN

I THINK WEVE GOTTEN TOO SOFT

AND NOT SOFT IN THE GOOD WAY LIKE

HOW A BEARS FUR GLISTENS

AND SPARKLES AS HIS MOUTH OPENS

FOR YET ANOTHER SALMON IN HOPES

OF PULLING AHEAD OF HIS OPPONENT

ON FAT BEAR WEEK –

NOR SOFT LIKE THE THUMPABLE

FLANK OF A RESTING BEAR DIGESTING

HER SEVENTH MEAL UNKNOWINGLY

TROUNCING HER COMPETITION

ON FAT BEAR WEEK –

I MEAN SOFT IN THE WAY THAT 

WE ARE DISTRACTIBLE EASILY PLIED 

WITH TWITTER DRAMA

RUN ROUGHSHOD WITH ENNUI

OUR COATS GROW MATTED

OUR BELLIES THIN

IM JUST SAYING IF OUR DEMOCRACY

WAS PROPERLY PROPORTIONAL

THEN PERHAPS OUR SALMON PORTIONS

COULD BE COINCIDINGLY LARGER –

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Liam Burke (he/him/himbo) lives in Ottawa, Canada, on unceded Algonquin Anishinaabe land. He is most recently the co-author of ‘machine dreams’ with natalie hanna (collusion books, 2021) and ‘Orbital Cultivation’ with Manahil Bandukwala (collusion books, forthcoming). His work has most recently appeared in INKSOUNDS, the Daily Drunk, Savant-Garde, the Jupiter Review, and long con magazine, and is forthcoming in Sledgehammer Lit.

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image: Emily Bottomley is outside.