my hobbies include removing the darkest and thickest of my dark black nipple hairs for hours on end with a pair of rusty tweezers until i bleed and googling vitamin deficiencies and definitely being deficient in lots of vitamins and taking too many vitamin supplements and googling how to reverse vitamin B12 toxicity and vomiting a peach flavored gummy vitamin slurry into the sink and hiking and googling how to regrow body hair after you’ve violently excavated the follicle and sitting in the bathtub fully clothed and googling whether it’s normal to google so many things and yeah that’s pretty much it what do you do with your spare time?
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Jared Schwartz is a writer from New York and a student at Brown University. His work has been published in Glassworks, North Dakota Quarterly, and FEED, and is forthcoming in Bear Creek Gazette and Broken Sleep Books’ Aphex Twin anthology. He can be found on Instagram and Twitter @jschwartzpoetry.
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image: Sean Sullivan lives in Mobile, Alabama where he writes and takes pictures. His photography has been featured on his mother’s refrigerator. You can find him on Twitter and Instagram @imseansullivan
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