“Hey John, do you think you could help me with this?”
K. Blair (they/she) has had their name used in a groupchat as a verb to mean refusing to watch something she’d probably enjoy. They have recently been published in Daily Drunk Mag, The Bad Betty Press Book of Bad Betties Anthology, and the Final Girl Bulletin Board. Find her in the wild, on Twitter: @WhattheBlair, and Instagram: @urban_barbarian, and their website, http://www.kblair.co.uk.
image: MM Kaufman