Bad news, buddy.
Bad News Buddy just showed up
with more bad news to share.
Your love found out about God’s plan
and wanted a word with him.
One prayer later, POOF!
Your love is confetti.
God doesn’t care what happens to the characters.
God fixes endangered species with screwdrivers.
Your love took a bite out of the wrong
can of pepper spray.
Meanwhile the misfortune assembly line pulls out
one vertebrae after another.
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Nate Hoil is not who he says he is. You can find more of his work at natehoil.com.
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image: Lindsay Hargrave
Rejection Letters 