Bad news, buddy.
Bad News Buddy just showed up
with more bad news to share.
Your love found out about God’s plan
and wanted a word with him.
One prayer later, POOF!
Your love is confetti.
God doesn’t care what happens to the characters.
God fixes endangered species with screwdrivers.
Your love took a bite out of the wrong
can of pepper spray.
Meanwhile the misfortune assembly line pulls out
one vertebrae after another.
Nate Hoil is not who he says he is. You can find more of his work at natehoil.com.
image: Lindsay Hargrave