Your Baby Shower is in 1 Day.
71 Total
6 Attending
19 Regrets
46 Not yet replied
So sorry to be missing this! – Lee Reis
Thank you for the invitation. I will make sure to be at the next one.- Nibby Beal
I am unable to join the festivity. Hope you are doing better- Sharon L
I’m sorry. Can’t. -Gia
A baby! WHOA! Didn’t see that coming! Lol! Sadly, I’ll still be in Berlin.- ZZ
Give me a call. It’s been too long.- Brian Troph
When I heard, I almost couldn’t believe it. Anyways, not going. -Sara Kielceh
Motherhood can change people. Maybe, you will find the same- Barie Lomen
I have an existing commitment- Mariel
Please stop. – J
I think you meant to invite the other Hailey. Delete this email address. -Hailey Baylor
Busy. BTW SAW THE VIDEO. DAAAM GIRL. U DONT GIVE A F! – TJ Miler
I can’t believe you invited me. I thought it was a mistake. But, this morning, I ran into Mariel and she says you invited her too?! Do you even know her? When was the last time you spoke with her? How many friendships have you burned that you have to invite Mariel? Mariel, the person who you said loves the feeling of the stick up her ass. You invited her to your baby shower? Also, I know I am supposed to say congrats, but like, is this even real? Let’s be honest, you’ll do anything for attention. It wouldn’t be the first time. If it is real, I hope you stopped drinking. – Kyla McArdle
Do you want me to send a baby book or baby baggie 😉 to celebrate? – Xian
Unfortunately, I am unable to attend. – Mom
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Gwendolyn Boutros is a writer living in San Francisco with her husband, son, and dying houseplants.
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image: MM Kaufman
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