Hello,
Thank you so much for submitting. Unfortunately, this isn’t what I’m looking for. To be brutally honest, I’m looking for this story that came to me in a dream last year. I remember that there was a dragon, but it couldn’t fly, and a medical student in residency, but I don’t remember how they are connected or even if they were. Every day, I forget more and more of the plot. Anyways, your depressed pump-sucker of a main character did not meet this standard. And more importantly, there was no dragon, flightless or not.
Fuck you, now I’ve forgotten how the story ends.
All the worst,
The EIC
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